ATC-humor (mest för flygmuppar)
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Denna tog förstaplatsen:
Speedbird 206: "Good morning Frankfurt, Speedbird 206 clear of the active."
Ground: "Guten morgan, taxi to your gate."
The British Airways 747 pulls onto the main taxiway and stops.
Ground: "Speedbird, do you not know where you are going?"
Speedbird 206: "Stand by, ground, I'm looking up the gate location now."
Ground (with typical German impatience): "Speedbird 206, have you never flown to Frankfurt before?"
Speedbird 206 (coolly): "Yes, in 1944. But I didn't stop."
ABC123: "Maastricht, G'evenink. ABC123 FL330 to GMH (Germinghausen)."
Maastricht: (With an obvious "Hmmmm...." tone) "I show you routing (via) Nomka??"
ABC123: "Yessir, last 'sektor' gave us GMH."
Maastricht: "OK, would you accept direct Nomka?"
ABC123: "Yes we would"
Maastricht: "You sound very agreeable. Would you accept direct Oslo?"
ABC123: "....ahh.... yes....? (half baffled crewman)"
Maastricht: "I thought so. You are cleared direct Nomka." (Laughter in the background at Maastricht CTR).
Fler finns att hitta här :)
Nu ska jag byta om för att flyga till London.
Denna tog förstaplatsen:
Speedbird 206: "Good morning Frankfurt, Speedbird 206 clear of the active."
Ground: "Guten morgan, taxi to your gate."
The British Airways 747 pulls onto the main taxiway and stops.
Ground: "Speedbird, do you not know where you are going?"
Speedbird 206: "Stand by, ground, I'm looking up the gate location now."
Ground (with typical German impatience): "Speedbird 206, have you never flown to Frankfurt before?"
Speedbird 206 (coolly): "Yes, in 1944. But I didn't stop."
ABC123: "Maastricht, G'evenink. ABC123 FL330 to GMH (Germinghausen)."
Maastricht: (With an obvious "Hmmmm...." tone) "I show you routing (via) Nomka??"
ABC123: "Yessir, last 'sektor' gave us GMH."
Maastricht: "OK, would you accept direct Nomka?"
ABC123: "Yes we would"
Maastricht: "You sound very agreeable. Would you accept direct Oslo?"
ABC123: "....ahh.... yes....? (half baffled crewman)"
Maastricht: "I thought so. You are cleared direct Nomka." (Laughter in the background at Maastricht CTR).
Fler finns att hitta här :)
Nu ska jag byta om för att flyga till London.
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Postat av: Shawn
hahahah såå sköönt!!!
ha en trevlig resa..
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